Skoobie

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[–] Skoobie@sh.itjust.works 5 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

Dude says its occult witchcraft and then goes on to define collusion and conspiracy. Like, that didn't happen either but those are what he's describing.

Also, just throwing it out there, if the pastor ever made a birthday wish before blowing out candles then that would be witchcraft. Spells are basically intentions combined with ritualistic actions in the hope of a stated outcome.

So yeah, Harris didn't commit witchcraft at the debate but every American does on their birthday. Fun fact πŸ˜›

[–] Skoobie@sh.itjust.works 6 points 2 days ago

2, with 1 hinge. It's like a normal phone but the screen number increased twofold.

[–] Skoobie@sh.itjust.works 3 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Only able to be extracted from female Dorito plants, tho. You know, the really dusted ones.

[–] Skoobie@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 week ago

That would be amazing. I'll be voting again. It would make my fucking decade going into work the day after we vote blue in the EC πŸ˜‚

[–] Skoobie@sh.itjust.works 43 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

IRL Skynet realized it'd actually have a quicker and easier time taking over if it just let us do the dirty work ourselves.

[–] Skoobie@sh.itjust.works 9 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Oooh oooh! I remember this X Files episode!

[–] Skoobie@sh.itjust.works 12 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I don't have a square to spare!

[–] Skoobie@sh.itjust.works 48 points 3 weeks ago (7 children)

Dude absolutely just likes how buzzy the word coup is. Like, saying it's not fair is one thing, even though it very clearly is. And even suggesting it should be against the rules is a valid opinion, even if it's not based on facts.

But calling it a coup, not even an attempt at a coup, is silly. Even if she used a private army to storm the DNC to secure the nomination, it's not a coup until she gets inaugurated.

[–] Skoobie@sh.itjust.works 26 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I mean, or it's just true that no group is a monolith and that even the misguided can change course. It's a good thing that was never impossible.

[–] Skoobie@sh.itjust.works 38 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Couldn't help but notice that at no point is he quoted as saying his abortion was the wrong decision and that he wouldn't do it again...

[–] Skoobie@sh.itjust.works 11 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I literally said it wasn't a perfect solution, just that it would solve these silly gender scandals. I stand by it.

[–] Skoobie@sh.itjust.works 39 points 1 month ago (9 children)

Degender most sports and separate by weight class. Perfect? No. Solves this idiotic mess of a worldwide scandal? Yes.

Now, about all the doping from Russia and China.....

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