Shhalahr

Yep. That's a jumper.

This is a brown recluse: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brown_recluse_spider#/media/File:Loxosceles_reclusa_adult_male_4.jpg

Don't worry Donnie. We're all dying just a little bit more each day.

Life: It's terminal.

It turned the mice electric?

How many of them are the "It's not a religion, it's a personal relationship with Jesus," types?

Pregnancy has been traditionally defined as the period of time eggs are incubated in the body after the egg-sperm union.[1] Although the term often refers to placental mammals, it has also been used in the titles of many international, peer-reviewed, scientific articles on fish, e.g. Consistent with this definition, there are several modes of reproduction in fish, providing different amounts of parental care

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pregnancy_in_fish

Going off of this, it's just a matter of the term "pregnancy" being co-opted to describe something completely different from what it means in its original context. As does happen, even in science.

The young are then released into the water, and the male often mates again within hours or days during the breeding season

Oh, god. They have a pregnancy fetish.

So, I opened this without looking at the source community. I'm on an RPG meme community as well. I was actually predicting a pun on a certain phylactery-using undead. Only as it was loading did I realize I had a chance for the science memes sub instead.

Anything else backing this up?

I still remember that as the advice a herpetologist have about holding a baby snapping turtle when I was in Boy Scouts.

I love jumpers because they're cute. The anime sized front facing eyes and movements that make them look so damn curious all the time—I just can't get over those.

Even a Meeseeks isn't in this much pain.

Silverfish. They eat silverfish, and that is why I am on Team Silverware.