I'm serious though.
I'm French so the issue might not be exactly the same in the USA.
But in most of our major cities there used to be a lot of public toilets. Granted they weren't very sanitary but they gave everyone a reasonable access to the basic necessity of shitting in peace.
Then - due to shrinking budgets and stupid policies - they almost disappeared. Now you have a few "self cleaning" ones but very few and far between.
And yeah there are maps available at least for Paris but it's pretty useless if you've got a 20' walk to do your deed.
As much as any sane stretching is.
But imho a lot of New Age or mystical orientalist beliefs tend to gravitate around it.
And (still anecdotal evidence) people who are "super into yoga" tend to adhere more to said bs beliefs.