Your wife's boyfriend.
ShaggySnacks
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I love ready some good alt image text.
Thank god, all these employees lost their jobs so Satya Nadella can pad out their already insanely high salary.
We don't want Satya to starve like the rest us of plebs!
You could say Trump's arguments moved Bezos into a bigger house.
They would give some sort of motivational speech about how back in the day; they pulled themselves up by their bootstraps and screwed the lightbulb in themself.
Meanwhile completely omitting the fact that they were born into generational wealth.
Gandalf: Hello Frodo, what's happening? Ummm, I'm gonna need you to go ahead and take this ring to a volcano in Mordor. So if you could start around 9 that would be great, mmmk... oh oh! and I almost forgot ahh, I'm also gonna need you to go ahead and just do it, kay. We ahh lost some people this week and ah, we sorta need to play catch up.
I say send all the billionaires on a one way trip to Mars. All these billionaires think that civilization needs them, well go build a new civilization. We'll all sit back and watch them fuck up.
I mean we still send out people to collect bags of ice. It's a shame we keep losing people. Probably should sell the bags for more than $2.50.
Yeah except the concentration camps come with free room and board.*
*Charges for the room and board will be deducted from your earnings as a slave.
That supporter was secretly working for the Deep State.
The answer is, vampires are not rude. You have to invite them for some sucky sucky.
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Gay Republican leader shocked to find his fellow conservatives calling him a pedophile
(www.lgbtqnation.com)
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Gay Republican leader shocked to find his fellow conservatives calling him a pedophile
(www.lgbtqnation.com)
cross-posted from: https://slrpnk.net/post/11578580
“Noting that she had read studies about mushrooms growing around the Chernobyl nuclear plant, she came to understand further, through her work, that fungi are an extraordinarily resilient species of life that consume carbon, and even though petroleum products are toxic to plants, to mushrooms they are essentially a kind of carbon.
In fact, mushrooms break down several categories of toxic waste with the same enzymes they use to consume a dead tree. They can also eat plastic and other things made out of oil, like agrochemicals.”
Photo of a couple with one of them wearing a black t-shirt that says "I'm very vulnerable right now if any goth girls would like to take advantage of me.
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A photograph of Ernie smiling quite happily. Ernie is holding a plant.
Text underneath says I like to use my victims as fertilizer to grow small plants, which I then send to the victim's family as a condolence present. Most people neglect potted plants they receive as gifts. So, in a way, it's like they're letting their children die all over again.
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Blasted into the depths of space, works for me.