Semi_Hemi_Demigod

Somebody go back in time and tell Nixon that both major parties support relaxing drug laws. It might kill him.

Some weirdo

I've never heard of this person before but I wholeheartedly endorse this sentiment.

Imagine even having a Windows partition.

Gross.

A lot more room to maneuver in the air, though. Like a third dimension and stuff

Transylvania looks a lot like Pennsylvania

What's the over/under that Trump drops a hard-R?

Nope, one was an Embraer and the other looks like an Airbus

Edit: Looks like the smaller one was a Bombardier CRJ900 and the bigger one was an Airbus A350

Raising obligate or facultative carnivores for meat isn't efficient. That's one reason why we don't have domesticated lions and bears.

Get a service industry job to learn a healthy sense of misanthropy

In a system which demands eternal growth slowing growth is called a slump.

Those alternatives would force me to unlearn 20 years of muscle memory