SARGE

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[–] SARGE@startrek.website 55 points 2 months ago (6 children)

Damn, I would abandon that lever so hard....

Legit the moment a game pulls this shit on me I lose interest.

[–] SARGE@startrek.website 11 points 2 months ago

As a person who is more than 6 months old, I have enough cognitive function to realize if someone asks me to specifically stop looking so hard into something, I should double the efforts to look because there's a reason they don't want me looking into it.

Seeing the person who asked get backed by police not 24hrs beforehand would make me quadruple it and request additional personnel to find whatever it is they're scared of me finding.

[–] SARGE@startrek.website 12 points 2 months ago

My parents have worked in a hospital in varying capacities from janitorial to administrative, to being the money people keeping the books balanced.

In the words of my mother, "the hospital owners will outright tell you 'we don't make mistakes so figure out how it's the patients fault'"

She works trying to get insurance to cover things now and finally agrees with me that the while insurance system is a scam designed to fleece people out of money they already spent on Healthcare through taxes (because you pay more now in taxes for Healthcare than you would if the whole country moved to universal Healthcare, how's that for "fiscal responsibility")

[–] SARGE@startrek.website 12 points 2 months ago

I know plenty of parents that would turn it into a criminal investigation that the ~~molester~~ "case worker" wouldn't be around for.

And rightly so. That goes way beyond "normal" or "acceptable"

[–] SARGE@startrek.website 6 points 3 months ago (1 children)

A treadle sewing machine from 1908. I've been slowly breaking it down and cleaning the internals but it's a slow process since it's not a Singer with tons of documentation.

[–] SARGE@startrek.website 41 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I remember my first performance review.

Never once did I hear anything other than praise, all through the year.

Then I got "meets expectations" and when asked what I could have done to secure the required "exceeds" for a raise, I was told I did everything perfectly.

So I decided fuck it, if trying isn't even enough to get a cost of living raise, why bother putting in anything but the bare minimum.

[–] SARGE@startrek.website 7 points 3 months ago (1 children)

For a one-time payment of only 11...99...9.95 (only 11,999.95!) I will send you my pamphlet that explains everything you need to know to get your letter of credit validated!

[–] SARGE@startrek.website 6 points 3 months ago

Some people make it obvious they never built model ships (possibly in bottles) when they were young.

[–] SARGE@startrek.website 22 points 3 months ago (3 children)

A conversation in the past year:

"Ha! Told you! Another vaccinated person died BECAUSE OF THE VACCINE"

"they literally died of an overdose. The medical report confirms it, people were at the house and saw him shoot up, everything is pointing to overdose"

"Yeah well the drugs just worked with the POISON in him to kill him faster, if he hadn't gotten the vaccine the drugs would have just gotten him high"

"you're a fucking idiot and I'm glad I'm only related by an adoption in the family."

[–] SARGE@startrek.website 5 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Well to be fair, he does look a little goofy.

... Don't tell him I said that.

[–] SARGE@startrek.website 59 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Just put sleeping aids in his coffee, chloroform is terrible for your throat and lungs.

[–] SARGE@startrek.website 7 points 3 months ago

It looks like a real life version of a chibi version of the anime version of the enterprise D.

And I'm not sure how I feel that that's my first thought...

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