SARGE

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[–] SARGE@startrek.website 3 points 2 months ago

No offense to the bald comminuty meant, my favorite commanding officers were bald!

I just meant some of the right wingers are already making themselves bald (skinheads) like ferengi are bald.

[–] SARGE@startrek.website 5 points 2 months ago

Perhaps not forced birthers, they ARE however extremely sexist and force their women to be naked at all times, and have no rights...

I'd say the rest of us are more like aliens forced to LIVE on Ferenginar.

[–] SARGE@startrek.website 45 points 2 months ago (8 children)

Don't even get me started on how the average right-wing/incel/pilled male is basically already an honorary ferengi...

Sharpen their teeth and give them some giant lobes and you wouldn't be able to tell the difference. Some of them even shave their heads already...

[–] SARGE@startrek.website 5 points 2 months ago

Bread is hamas now, I guess.

[–] SARGE@startrek.website 9 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Also how many are repeat callers.

"Hey Bert, Old Man Jenkins called in another Santa Clause, do you have eyes on a plane around the airport?"

"Sure do, Tina. Small single engine is making it's approach now."

"okay thanks. I'll give you another ring when he calls in for the 243rd time this year..."

Back when I was a teenager in church, some of the local cops would be talking shit about the "crazies" they would arrest, and apparently one guy would call in about UFOs every time the nearest air force base used the training airspace that was overhead. Multiple times a week, and I guess never listened that it wasn't aliens.

[–] SARGE@startrek.website 215 points 2 months ago (25 children)

Here's the one that convinced my dad that connecting everything is bad:

Your smart fridge knows what's inside and knows you just added a 12 pack of soda and donuts to the shopping list. They sell that data to a bunch of companies, including your insurance company. They know you have diabetes.

Your insurance rates just went up for the fifth time this year because your insurance company knows what you're eating.

And it's a good thing you don't drink beer or your car insurance would have gone up 'due to increased risk factors.' too bad you wanted to buy a new car this year.

Not only can you not afford it now, the price went up because they know you want a car. I'm sure they would make a payment deal with you though.

And every company will know all about the deal, the beer, the donuts, and all it took was sending money to whatever company had the information, and they were more than happy to sell it.

The more we allow companies to freely operate like this without regulation and without proper punishment for breaking the rules, we will continue sliding toward the hellscape of Ferenginar. For the non trekkies, it's a hyper-capitalist species of profit-driven assholes.

[–] SARGE@startrek.website 139 points 2 months ago (5 children)

Nationalist Christians?

Hmm.... We should come up with a word for that.

How about Nat-Cs?

[–] SARGE@startrek.website 16 points 2 months ago

Hey! Got any ~~garlic~~ onions?

bum bum bum bahdadahdahdahdah

[–] SARGE@startrek.website 14 points 2 months ago (1 children)

And elementary schools! Don't forget elementary schools.

Something something think of the children! calls in bomb threat

[–] SARGE@startrek.website 162 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (17 children)

They wear their title proudly. Openly admit it in the streets.

And yet for some reason, are allowed to continue to operate freely.

Our country goes to war for less.

Edit: A friend of mine got this shoved in their mailbox today

Totally not domestic terrorists...

[–] SARGE@startrek.website 8 points 2 months ago

Red = ded

If you don't want ded, make sure no red.

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