SARGE

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[–] SARGE@startrek.website 14 points 1 month ago

Would it be in poor taste to say "Hey, I've seen this one before!"?

[–] SARGE@startrek.website 103 points 1 month ago (4 children)

This sounds like something that was made up for a fallout game.

Of course, so does "bombarding myself with xrays and moving around to entertain the audience looking at my bones" and "including uranium in paint to make watch dials glow"

[–] SARGE@startrek.website 9 points 1 month ago

Damn I love me some sailing ships...

Tall ships are my favorite, but if I had to choose, I'd pick a 40ft catamaran for myself.

[–] SARGE@startrek.website 18 points 1 month ago (3 children)

The article language wry much makes it sound like attempted murder, "lunging at her with a knife" you don't hold a knife toward someone and rush toward them unless you're planning on stabbing them.

Neither I nor the article writer were there, so we don't know the exact motion, but the words of the article make it sound like attempted murder to me.

[–] SARGE@startrek.website 19 points 1 month ago

Legit, my old job required a 90-day change, and I once logged into a system I could do monetary damage on with ease, because I took a guess at my manager's password based on how long it had been since he told it to me during an emergency.

He did what every single person I spoke to did. "password 01" changed to "password 02" and I just tried twice, and sure enough he had changed it three times since he had told me.

While I wouldn't be ruining the company as a whole, I could have easily fucked over the individual location because scheduled password changes just ensure people use predictable passwords.

[–] SARGE@startrek.website 31 points 1 month ago (2 children)

"Okay, cool. Family knows when to drop a subject. Good luck!"

[–] SARGE@startrek.website 4 points 1 month ago

I could listen to a 10 hour version of the intro to St James Infirmary.

It slaps hard

[–] SARGE@startrek.website 3 points 1 month ago

I got to dodge some lumber on the way to work the other day.

It was going from rear driver side window to front passenger window, sticking about 3ft into my lane. The driver was "holding" about 20-30 2x4s.

Fun times.

[–] SARGE@startrek.website 29 points 1 month ago (2 children)

That microscope looks a lot like a pair of binoculars glued to a small sewing machine...

[–] SARGE@startrek.website 18 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Two rules:

1: two is one, one is none.

B- always have a spare.

Anything you consider absolutely essential for something, you should have 3 on hand.

[–] SARGE@startrek.website 2 points 2 months ago

Tiocfaidh ár lá

[–] SARGE@startrek.website 5 points 2 months ago

To anyone who has not seen Lower Decks, and either doesn't want to or can't:

Rumdar is a Pakled (the "It Makes Us Go", "capture Geordie and force him to make them strong" dumb guys)

When the captain of the USS Cerritos meets this Pakled (and others) they all call her Janeway (because she's a woman and in starfleet, therefore either she must be captain Janeway or all female captains are named Janeway)

They also refer to the Cerritos as "Enterprise", as well as the USS Titan, which they call "Another Enterprise", so either they think all ships are coincidentally named Enterprise , or all starfleet ships are called Enterprise.

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