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I'd like to have one, actually. There's a few with a sloped front that allows for way better visibility that get great gas mileage.

Everything is expensive as shit though...

I'd love to get an Electric van. I don't need the huge amounts of height some have, it seems trucks get wider and vans get taller. the enclosed cargo space is great for peace of mind, though.

In a perfect world I would get a van with a small frame and small forward silhouette, with no hood or sloped hood, that sits no more than 8ft off the ground. Having a higher suspension, or the ability to raise the suspension for better off-road clearance is nice for some jobs, but not strictly necessary.

Hi, I use a truck daily for work.

If I could trade in my current truck for something more economical, with similar cargo space for the things I actually use it for, I'd take it. Can't afford a new vehicle, but if I could trade my truck in for one of those stubby EU type trucks, whose beds are almost the same size, I'd do it.

I used to love bombing around the winding roads in the middle of winter at night, you can see people coming for a mile down the road and can go fast. It was fun. I don't need a big 2,000lb monstrosity to get the same feeling. An ebike and woods will do it.

pattern buffer

I've checked the logs myself, there's no anomalous readings from the pattern buffers. ^Shhhhhhh^

how much he feels like placating my catholic mom lol

Please tell me she has, at least once, made a reference to "your people killing my savior"

I know an ethnically jewish/religious catholic couple that do this every time they get into an argument and realize it's stupid to argue about, one of them will go "WELL YOU KILLED MY GOD!" and that's basically the end of the argument because they're too busy giggling.

Second best army in Russia

Don't get me started on Away Missions....

It's humor is similar to that of Rick rolling, I feel. If you missed the window of seeing it everywhere, you likely won't care for it.

Hey, I don't shit post!

I just share them with my brother in law...

Cool. Buy me an electric vehicle or shut the fuck up.

You know, you just might be on to something.

I doubt they have at any point bothered to look at a weather report though.

You are correct.

My in-laws are bitching about "how bad" the weather will be after it makes it's way to Ohio.

I understand losing power for a few hours is irritating, but have some fucking perspective. You can go see actual devastation with a single tank of gas.