SARGE

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[–] SARGE@startrek.website 34 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I'll have you know I have never once accidentally made a Cronenburg monster.

[–] SARGE@startrek.website 9 points 1 month ago

hence my entire comment? He realized halfway through what he was going to say and changed it. Trump said the dumb thing, THEN corrected afterward.

[–] SARGE@startrek.website 13 points 1 month ago

Aww how nice, those medical personnel are coming to assist the frozen commander.

All they're missing are some red shirts to guard everything and throw themselves at the big bad!

[–] SARGE@startrek.website 11 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Somehow that's even worse than "won't be fooled again"

At least Bush could think to the end of his sentence, even if it takes half the sentence to get there. Trump has to say it out loud before he can think about it.

[–] SARGE@startrek.website 13 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I did a double-take at that title so hard, I think I have ass whiplash.

I don't understand the connection between crypto, weed, and black men...

[–] SARGE@startrek.website 5 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Trump says a lot of stuff. It’s usually awful. But he’s not much of a do-er

This sure does read a lot like MAGAts saying "he doesn't mean it like that" when he has repeatedly demonstrated he means the thing he said

[–] SARGE@startrek.website 14 points 1 month ago (1 children)

The moral high road is filled with corpses

[–] SARGE@startrek.website 11 points 1 month ago

Damn, gotta sign the ticket with red ink in all caps, now he's on the hook!

[–] SARGE@startrek.website 7 points 1 month ago (2 children)

dine on the flesh of Christians

Hard pass.

Too much fat, I'm on a diet.

[–] SARGE@startrek.website 13 points 1 month ago

Yeah, not trying to poke holes, but I was hearing "less than 50 years left" when I was in school in the 2000s. I do remember seeing a post here and there about new oil reservoirs being discovered but never any follow up. So I suppose that could be stretching things out. But oil use certainly hasn't decreased in the last 25 years.

[–] SARGE@startrek.website 7 points 1 month ago

You heard it right here, folks.

No discussion of any specific country or region, because this is apparently not a place to ask questions.

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