SARGE

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[–] SARGE@startrek.website 12 points 2 days ago

In my experience most adults can boil pasta.

... And boil it.... And boil it..... And DEAR GOD TAKE IT OFF THE STOVE AND DRAIN IT BEFORE IT BECOMES MUSH!

[–] SARGE@startrek.website 10 points 2 days ago (1 children)

"throwing together a quick meal" should have it's own word.

"cooking" to me implies you're working on something worth the time it takes, something you want to put effort into.

But when I just got home, nothing is easy to make and I have to throw something quick together, it doesn't feel like really cooking to me. Like im half assing it, it should have a half-assed name.

[–] SARGE@startrek.website 14 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

The difference between "cooking" and "hobby cooking" :

[–] SARGE@startrek.website 42 points 2 days ago (1 children)

It kind of reads like the thought process of someone who just woke up, too.

[–] SARGE@startrek.website 139 points 2 days ago (1 children)

This implies it's falling on its own.

There should be a mass of red hats trying to push it over.

[–] SARGE@startrek.website 6 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

The patriot act says hi.

Along with like.... Half the shift from 2001-2005.

And if we keep going we will be here all day.

[–] SARGE@startrek.website 16 points 3 days ago

I'm thinking of River Tam, from Firefly.

Whether she can or can't do that is still debatable, but she did tell Jayne she could. And she can read minds, so it's not entirely out of the question...

[–] SARGE@startrek.website 12 points 3 days ago

Brain fart! You are correct, I was thinking Celebrimbor forged the One Ring with Sauron.

Guess that just mean it's time to reread. Oh noooooooooo

[–] SARGE@startrek.website 15 points 3 days ago (2 children)

And she can kill you with her brain.

[–] SARGE@startrek.website 21 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (3 children)

It was forged by a being that was super old and didn't have any death on the horizon like mortals have, and had cruelty, malice, and a will to dominate all life poured into it ~~by another nearly-immortal being~~. It sat for two and a half thousand years doing diddly squat, passing out of all knowledge.

My point is, it's patient.

What's 500 years when compared with eternity?

[–] SARGE@startrek.website 10 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)

Can confirm, am man, have shaved legs and stubble sucks ass and pops up too often to bother.

Does feel nice when smooth though.

[–] SARGE@startrek.website 76 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Weird, because historically gun control happens when white people get scared a black man has the same rights as them.

Just ask Dredd Scott v Sanford , or Ronald Reagan.

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