SARGE

Murder?

I think not. Murder is a crime. And it's bad. (crime doesn't necessarily mean bad, see Robin Hood for more details)

Nazis don't count, all you're doing is cleaning up the trash.

You can't murder a nazi. You can certainly kill them though.

It's an important distinction, in my opinion.

In highschool I was challenged, BY MY CRUSH, to play "the Awkward Game"

What does this game entail? Well it's simple. All you have to do is do or say something that makes the other person feel awkward. Once they bail, you win. If you know the other person is very uncomfortable with people in their personal space, simply sitting next to them could be enough to make them feel awkward enough to move or call time.

Her first move? To take off her bra under her shirt, pull it out through the neck of her shirt and throw it at me.

Move two was sitting on my lap

Move three was to shover her arm through my sleeve and around the back, essentially hugging me closely with no bra on, sitting on my lap, in a very form-fitting outfit.

I STILL DID NOT UNDERSTAND

WHAT ELSE DID I MISS OUT ON??

Perception is a solid 8/10. Wisdom is clearly a healthy 2.

This just gave me an idea for a brownie/cookie "brick wall" with peanut butter "mortar" and now I want to try and make it...

I wouldn't be able to cut anything on that, because I wouldn't want to blemish the face. It's perfect.

He's right about one thing, the CIA (probably) isn't "as bad as tankies say"

It's (probably) MUCH worse.

My parents sure do love voting away all social welfare from existence.

My family would not have survived without the food, medical, and schooling assistance we recieved. Without their church helping out, we wouldn't have had the rent several times.

They don't see any problem here.

On the one hand:

SHOOT THEM THE FUCK DOWN IF THEY VIOLATE YOUR AIRSPACE (assuming you detect them at the time and have the capability)

On the other hand:

I bet Israel is counting on that so they can let everyone know they have evidence that IRAQ is actually HAMAS while they start bombing hospitals and schools.

I don't blame them for NOT shooting the fucks down. Rock and an explosive place backed by a global superpower...

I've had cuts I didn't know about, but the worst was when I worked retail and managed to smash my upper arm on a shelf, and apparently I was bleeding bad enough to leave a broken trail from the front of the store to the break room.

I couldn't feel anything but the aching of the blunt force trauma, I didn't feel the sharp cut or any stinging at all.

I've also had plenty of small spots I have no idea how they happened, but usually I'M the one to figure it out...

Woman can commit war crimes!

Equality Now!

Women can commit war crimes!

and what’s with the bruised legs?

Tldr: inattentiveness, bumping into tons of stuff, and only remembering it when you look at the bruise or someone reminds you.

An explanation that's meant to be humorous because it happens to me and my wife all the time:

"Oh my god, where did THIS bruise come from?"

earlier that day

bump "ow, how did I hit the coffee table..."

bump "fuck that hurt, I swear the counter was another 6 inches over"

smash "FUCK the freezer door closes too quickly!"

has to be reminded of these events to remember tham

"Yeah, but proceeds to present an argument that completely ignores the underlying premise that everyone should be cool with all being one planet helping each other instead of returning to squabbling tribal mentality of 'us vs them' and 'if I give them some then I'll have less' and people need to stop letting conflicts of our parents and great-great-great-x147-grandparents started decide how we view our neighbors"

Haha checkmate, logical thinkers.

"It's called hentai and it's art, mom!"

I'm not a monkey that dances for coins, if you want to see art go to a museum.

I may have some lasting issues stemming from uncomfortable situations like this that have made me no longer care if people are put off by my reaction when I'm put on the spot. You want to see it? Ask me privately, and I'll show you one on one if you actually care.

No, I'm not bitter about things from my childhood, why do you ask...