SARGE

It’s the eternal pointless chase for a meaning that was never there and never will.

So.... Life.

"just as good"

Lol no it isn't. You never say "just as good" when something really is.

DO IT ANYWAY

Not only is it still GOOD for them, it looks nice too. 20% more than nothing is better than nothing.

Honestly I was kind of expecting a color stripe or something.

There's no such thing as "striking new design" with smartphones outside of some gimmicks.

I legitimately thought she had died on my first watch, and that the crew were basically raising Naomi as a village.

Star Trek didn't do recurring characters very well... Except Q and Lwaxana.

Having done exactly 0 research, I going to assume it's one of those "DO NOT PRESS OKAY UNLESS YOU ARE EXPERIENCED AND KNOW WHAT YOU ARE DOING" and someone went "pffft I know what I'm doing. click now what does this option do..."

As I like to tell everyone I hear ask, don't ask someone how the job search is going

If it's going well, you will know. If you haven't heard, but you're close enough to expect to hear about it, then it's not going well and the person probably doesn't want the reminder that it's not going well.

It would have cost you nothing to not post this.

nothing!

Haven't I suffered enough?

because he’s gonna be set for life.

Lolololololol no

He will sue, the state will settle for 20mil and then quietly cancel the settlement payment after people move on from the story.

That's what they always do.

"meet me in the middle", says the Unjust Man.

If I die without saving someone else in the process I lose a bet.

And ma didn't raise a loser.

I can hate both.

The CEO just lets me add a face to the ire.

Jokes on you, my knife cost me $40 in steel, wood, brass, and sanding belts because I make my OWN knives for my cooking.

You know, I think I might just have two hobbies and one saved me money on the other....