RedCarCastle

joined 7 months ago
[–] RedCarCastle@aussie.zone 5 points 3 months ago

I don't want to make fun of dead people, and this guy definitely needed help. However he looks a little like Harry Potter if he never went to Hogwarts

[–] RedCarCastle@aussie.zone 21 points 3 months ago

I haven't shot a stuffed animal, but I'm fairly sure, minus two smalls holes and some light melting, it would survive with minor surgery. However the guy on the left looks like he's gonna need a new knee. I'll tee this up as a win for the rainbow pony resistance.

[–] RedCarCastle@aussie.zone 2 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Was last year's goal to also draw the Australian flag, or something else?

[–] RedCarCastle@aussie.zone 2 points 3 months ago (3 children)

Sounds cool, How'd it turn out

[–] RedCarCastle@aussie.zone 1 points 3 months ago

You guys don't have road trains?

[–] RedCarCastle@aussie.zone 4 points 3 months ago (5 children)

Whats this about?

[–] RedCarCastle@aussie.zone 3 points 4 months ago

Haha na he didn't break skin, bloody hurt but.

[–] RedCarCastle@aussie.zone 2 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Instructions unclear, dick caught in blender.

[–] RedCarCastle@aussie.zone 3 points 4 months ago (2 children)

I probably won't watch the video later, but my funny story is once I was walking home from the pub, quite intoxicated, and one was in the middle of the road, it ran away but only about 1m up a tree, so I thought hmm this little larrikin seems friendly enough il go for a little pat, slowly approached, he didn't move, reached out, he didn't move, got to about half a hand away from his head, then the little cunt bit me right on the finger tip, I yelled, he flew up the tree, I continued my way home cursing him and his attitude, by the time I'd got home I had realised that I was in the wrong, he in fact was a wild animal and I'd disobey the rule of don't stick your fingers where you wouldn't stick your dick.

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