Randelung

joined 8 months ago
[–] Randelung@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

Nächster Halt: Wankdorf

[–] Randelung@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

There's a scientology building on the way from the stadium back to the metro.

https://maps.app.goo.gl/wDv35KNrmHSQPYgXA

[–] Randelung@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

My lamp oil business has the same problem, ever since that darn Edison came along my deserved profits have been dwindling! And my cousin has a limestone tablet store, you can't imagine what it's like!

It's what happens when you calculate with infinite growth. Eventually you'll be surprised by the fact that it isn't. The only reason why they're thinking they're OWED that money is because someone wrote down a number.

Brb, making a company, projecting 10b revenue in 2 years, complain how sales are being suppressed, maybe sue the government for one thing or another. No I don't have a product yet. That's how it works, right?

[–] Randelung@lemmy.world 63 points 1 week ago

The Olympics required four apps. Five if you count Visa Go, which just outright didn't work. All of them want you to make accounts and send you shit.

  • Itinerary, account optional
  • Tickets, account required even though the tickets were on the phone
  • Transport, account required even though the tickets were in the
  • Metro app, for which it told you to NOT DELETE THE DATA BECAUSE THE TICKETS ARE ONLY ON THE DEVICE
[–] Randelung@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

I left because a) YouTube and b) it kept repeating songs! Like The actual same instance of a song, not a same-song-different-album situation.

But now Tidal is too locked into my favorites when it does random queues.

[–] Randelung@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

How to be a millionaire.

  • work hard attitude
  • get up at 5am
  • get a million dollars from parents.

how to talk to women.

  • be light hearted
  • don't put her on the spot
  • have talked to her previously.
[–] Randelung@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

"Nein, mit dem Teil der Familie sprechen wir nicht."

[–] Randelung@lemmy.world 93 points 2 weeks ago (5 children)

Watch him try to sue potential buyers.

[–] Randelung@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago

Wie Du tuen?

... Ich weiss nicht, ob das Freunde-Maimai da noch durchkommt.

[–] Randelung@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago

Hin und wieder ein zweiter Planet, der dann nen Mond bildet :D

[–] Randelung@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago

Gogo Interstate Compact!

[–] Randelung@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

Abgesehen von nem Kometen/Asteroiden hin und wieder, und Satelliten und Tiefplatzsonden.

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