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I don’t know, but I certainly wouldn’t be surprised.

It’s a 18 minute drive, and it’s alllll highway. When I put it into Maps and choose bike, it’s gonna be a couple hours. I’m pretty much going straight there on highways at 60-70MPH.

I have a bike and LOVE riding, but it’s impossible for me to sub my car out for one. Plus my parents are a 30min straight shot on highways, and my partner’s parents are 25 minutes… the other direction.

For basically everything I need to go to other than the corner store, parks, or the grocery shop, we gotta drive. Actually, we even have to drive to the grocery shop that’s a few minutes’ walk away, because there’s no chance we’re going to be able to bring all of the stuff we usually get on a bike. 35lbs of cat litter, a big box and big bag of cat food, a couple packs of La Croixeses, and 5-8 bags, gotta do car.

I’m totally with you with “mindlessly signaling when taking a really sharp corner”!

Someone stopped in front of me… on an offramp. Luckily there was nobody behind me to hit me, but that’s an insane place to stop. No hazard lights, no indication. Just stopped.

Ah yes, biking two hours each way when I’m summoned into the office. Something I definitely would get up at 4AM to do.

My biggest non-Elon complaint is the lack of Vehicle to Load. That is such an amazingly useful feature that’s ONLY AVAILABLE on the garbage cybertruck.

Hell yeah Ward. I didn’t know that, thank you!

I quoted “DON’T MIND IF I DO!” like four hours ago to my partner. Wild.

Thank you! Good stuff.

Kelly is one of the best parody comic creators in the business. I believe he works for The Onion?

something you will never find me walking into

I went from drinking 6-8 cups every day to zero when COVID popped off and suffered zero headaches. My body chemistry is weird.