Baby blue whales are 22-24 feet long and weigh around 6,000 pounds when they are born.
Up to Hummer size, in the case of a blue whale.
Absolutely fucked me up the first time I read it.
Just a wet fart of a sentence.
Here's the same paragraph from a mental floss article:
“He used to hang around the old No. 1 fire department on Greene Street all the time and the firemen started calling him ‘the little bum,’” one friend told The Miami Herald in 1976. “He was always bumming things—asking for favors, like little kids do.”
Is jizz as common in Britain as jism or spunk? She said, with a straight face.
Thank you for restoring my faith in modern society somewhat.
SFW, but it doesn't feel great. I learned about this and now you have to, too.
If fully implemented, the project would cover an area of 52,000 square miles (130,000 km2), roughly three times the size of Denmark.
Jesus.
hoss: A wrestler who is physically large, but lacks other skills. A match between two large men who use plenty of stiff strikes is sometimes known as a "hossfest".
Who downvotes fish? Look at these little guys!
He's the king of the quick cash injection. He's that last little turd that won't flush, no matter how many frauds and bankruptcies and treasons and sexual assaults he's perpetrated and I Do Not Understand.
I just watched it again. I'm never not impressed with Peter Sellers all over this movie.