OldManBOMBIN

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[–] OldManBOMBIN@lemmy.world 3 points 5 days ago

I guess I'm just burnt-out. I've been warning people about this shit since I was 10. That's part of the problem, I guess - you start too young and people don't take you seriously.

[–] OldManBOMBIN@lemmy.world 2 points 5 days ago

Let me just assemble my shadow organization real quick

[–] OldManBOMBIN@lemmy.world 10 points 6 days ago (2 children)

To be fair, it's hard to be motivated when literally every figurehead of the movement has been shot in the head

 

And I'll add a semi-related fable.

There were a group of 5 monkeys that all lived on a tropical island; they survived by climbing trees to get bananas.

One day, the monkeys are taken to a lab and placed in an enclosure that somewhat captured the original environment. The only difference was that if any monkey climbed the tree, they'd all get soaked with freezing cold water from a sprinkler system. The monkeys were forced to eat simulated banana paste from a stainless steel bowl on the ground.

Every day for the first few months, at least one monkey would try to climb the tree - either to forage or just for fun, it's irrelevant - and all the monkeys would end up soaking wet and freezing. It got to the point where if any monkey even went towards the tree, the rest would attack it. Eventually, the monkeys left the tree alone.

So the scientists removed 2 of the monkeys, and added 3 more that were freshly captured. These monkeys had no idea about the cold water, so would inevitably try to climb the tree - resulting in them being savagely attacked by the remaining original 3 monkeys.

Eventually, without even knowing why, the new monkeys left the tree alone.

The scientists then removed the 3 original monkeys, and replaced them with 3 more fresh monkeys, who were of course attacked when they tried to climb the tree.

Soon, though no monkey had ever been wet or cold in its entire existence (within this enclosure), they'd all avoid the tree that they'd depended on their entire life "because that's how it goes."

It's time to stop attacking our fellow monkeys, and break out of this lab. I want some god-damn bananas.

[–] OldManBOMBIN@lemmy.world 5 points 6 days ago

Imagine some dude bumps into you and you swing around to have words and it's fuckin Popeye of Ra

[–] OldManBOMBIN@lemmy.world 2 points 6 days ago

Oh for sure.

Kinda jealous somehow.

[–] OldManBOMBIN@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago (4 children)

Imagine the callouses

[–] OldManBOMBIN@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

Awwww, garsh

[–] OldManBOMBIN@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

"COME AND TAKE MY CHEESE YE BASTERDS"

[–] OldManBOMBIN@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

This is what Neo was dreaming of in The Matrix right before the prompt awakens him.

 

It's the same color as the rest of the cat, but no legs or nothin'.

 
 

West gang 4lyf

 
 
 
 
 

Power word Sepialis Filtraitous

 

it's saturday

 
 
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