Nachorella

Yeah, I did something for work where I had to study up about it and instead of being angry it's just kind of a fun fact. I don't actually mind what people say, I think everyone understands what you mean regardless.

Nah, but if you count the distance between eyebrows and hairline in fingers - it's about two fingers as opposed to the usual four.

Not sure regards to photoshopping but it's not unreasonably low. I have a pal with a much lower hairline than this.

I am the guy in the middle, except I'm telling people it's octopuses.

quality pun

I am glad this went in this direction. I kinda like a lot of the new slang, and am also chill with being an old loser using them incorrectly, it's part of the evolution of language and I'm glad to play my part.

ok

I'm allowed to be concerned about you. We're all internet strangers, and your way of talking to people is obviously rubbing people the wrong way.

Why are you like this? Try and put your thoughts into a coherent point instead of just asking a bunch of inane questions.

Is your point that you think 'enthusiasm' is a made up metric? Ok, cool, great job, you cracked politics.

I've been using it for a while and agree. At least I know how they're making money off of me.

booo

The comments are funny but if you read the article he just did it for the bit. Apparently he changed quite a bit over that time and regretted being an angry forum nerd, so he thought it would be funny to do one last post and abandon the account.