I agree with everything except using David Spade. This is clearly a role meant for Martin Short
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It's because new religions always cherry pick the parts they like of old religions and then eventually replace them entirely. Judaism itself was just made up from parts of Zoroastrianism and Hellenism and Babylonian beliefs.
It's all bullshit anyway so it hardly matters. Religions change as needed to meet the changing wants and needs of the people who follow them. A Christian from the time of the crusades would probably be horrified by what is considered to be Christianity today.
It's a vag-eye-na!
He would have got out of bed sooner if the floor wasn't so cold
Looks like it's just for an extension cord. They probably make a fancy proprietary Black & Decker one for this but any regular cord that will fit should work fine
Imagine driving around in such a ridiculous vehicle... I hope he doesn't drive his kids to school in that thing lol
I feel sorry for anyone whose entire personality requires being hateful 24 hours a day like that. It must be tiring to stay mad all the time
Is it going to be an autumn scene? I think I'm seeing a tree with orange leaves and maybe a bridge?
If you just read the red highlighted letters it says "POO-AR!!"
Next time just go take it. No one will care. They might even help you lol
I don't get what's happening here
Oh, that's the way she goes? So... You lost all our drink money is how "she goes"? She's gone?