Luke_Fartnocker

joined 1 year ago
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Why did the vampire climb up a palm tree? in c/jokes@lemmy.world
[โ€“] Luke_Fartnocker@lemm.ee 1 points 10 months ago

I don't think you understand what a vampire is.

Whats a stupid ritual in your life that makes you happy? in c/asklemmy@lemmy.ml
[โ€“] Luke_Fartnocker@lemm.ee 1 points 1 year ago

Jerking off every morning to get me going.