LoamImprovement

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[–] LoamImprovement@beehaw.org 1 points 2 months ago

To add to this, if you've already connected to internet, you can disconnect with the same shift + F10 trick to get the command prompt open and type "ipconfig /release" to get rid of your connection.

[–] LoamImprovement@beehaw.org 30 points 2 months ago

Literally 90% of my problems are because billionaires exist. My rent is too high, groceries are unaffordable, my car is one dashboard light away from breaking down. All of these problems are solvable with the money that billionaires extract from my labor.

[–] LoamImprovement@beehaw.org 0 points 3 months ago

I mean, I really don't. I'm not particularly gung-ho about being male, but I don't think I'd be happier as a girl because my problems stem from socioeconomic stresses, rather than anything to do with my gender perception or body image.

[–] LoamImprovement@beehaw.org 1 points 3 months ago

Sounds like the company needs to increase its bus factor. Luckily, I can help the company by not doing any of this nonsense, to pressure execs into hiring more staff so that the team is robust enough to weather a catastrophe.

[–] LoamImprovement@beehaw.org 1 points 5 months ago

Is it comfy?

[–] LoamImprovement@beehaw.org 0 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Hold up, does someone know how to save an entire site? I would really like to get the 5e wikidot archived in case Hasbro or whoever wants to shut it down for good.

[–] LoamImprovement@beehaw.org 0 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Lucky motherfucker.

[–] LoamImprovement@beehaw.org 0 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Did anyone actually think this game was a contender? I stopped playing after like 10 hours because it felt like I was doing chores.

[–] LoamImprovement@beehaw.org 0 points 11 months ago (1 children)

It comes from America, where capitalist simps preach the virtues of idiots who buy companies and act like it makes them paragons of humanity.

[–] LoamImprovement@beehaw.org 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I feel obligated to drop this manifesto here:

https://dominoclub.itch.io/good-writers-are-perverts

[–] LoamImprovement@beehaw.org 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)

The best way to play is to shut it off and just imagine exploring other planets. Seriously, this game fails to be entertaining even when it's buggy as fuck. It's just so goddamn boring.

You know what's fun? Going through three loading screens to watch the same animation of a ship touching down on a planet for the zillionth time, to then get out and start sprinting/bunny hopping to a quest marker, do the thing, get back on the ship, fast travel to hub world, sell your shit, and lather rinse repeat. Or how about pointing your radar gun at the same alien rhinoceros eight times, and repeat that process five times to fill a different fucking checklist? You like campground management? How many campgrounds do you want to manage? 8? 16? up to 24? With another three loading screens between each one? Pick up the resources! What are they good for? Building more bases, of course! And mods, but only after you've dumped precious perk points into those skills. Speaking of - I sure hope you like doing chores, because you get slapped with a "Do this 50 times" task before you can put another point in. Oh joy!

Bethesda games always had a reputation for being boring, buggy clutter looters, but up until now there was still satisfaction in exploring and finding bespoke setpieces - one example that sticks out in my mind to this day, in FO4, the office in that first town that you can unlock to see a skeleton strangling another. It tells a story that you don't get on the 990 procgen planets, and it's shockingly scarce in the other 10 handcrafted ones that also suffer the issue of everything being cookie-cutter and too damn far apart. When I play this game, I don't feel the love and care that other Bethesda games have. It feels empty and soulless, and it wastes so much of your fucking time to deliver that soullessness. I look at it and all I can think is "They spent eight years on this?"

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