Eh, I've seen worse. ยฏ_ (ใ)_/ยฏ
It's great schlock!
Oops! You're right. Thanks for notifying me. I edited the link (it might need a couple of minutes for the change to federate).
Basically 80+ minutes of the floor is lava. It's a good time though, especially when you go into it with low expectations..
THIS BEACH IS KILLER.
After an all-night graduation beach party, a group of hung-over twenty-somethings awake to a beating sun, and a seemingly carnivorous beach that devours anything with a heartbeat that touches the sand.
That's wonderful! โฅ๏ธ
The movie that put Troma(ville) on the map.
THE FIRST SUPERHUMAN-HERO... FROM NEW JERSEY!
A gang of thugs devise a cruel hoax that goes horribly wrong as Melvin, a nerdy emaciated janitor at the local health club, is cast through a third story window into a vat of hazardous toxic waste.
Low-budget regional filmmaking at its finest.
GRIPPING SCI-FI TERROR FROM BEYOND...
A spaceship containing specimens for an intergalactic zoo crashes on Earth near a small backwoods town. The specimens escape, and soon town folk start turning up mutilated.
That tagline doesn't lie! ๐๐ป
Wild Zero needs a bit of time to get going, but it eventually descends into pure alien-zombie chaos.
TRASH AND CHAOSSSS!!!!
Only legendary Japanese garage rock band Guitar Wolf can stand between a race of aliens from destroying earth with an army of zombies.
Usually just from themoviedb.org or IMDb.com. Sometimes I do a quick DDG image search to see if there's a higher res version available somewhere else, and it occasionally brings up a random blog, but not too often.
It's just a regular extraterrestrial. Maybe the prop department used a sex doll to create it? ;)
IT BEGINS WHERE OTHERS END! ON THE MOON!
After an invisible asteroid draws an astronaut and his ship to its surface, he is miniaturized by the phantom planet's exotic atmosphere.
THE CLEANEST KILL ON EARTH.
A young man finds out that his parents had been used in an atomic-weapons experiment shortly before he was born, and that the results have had some unexpected effects on him.
ACTION... EXCITEMENT... SPECTACLE BEYOND YOUR WILDEST DREAMS!
A greedy Hong Kong businessman captures a 50-foot-tall ape from the Himalayas and puts it on display, but it escapes and goes on a rampage.
A VAMPIRE'S LUST IS UNSINKABLE
The luxury liner Titanic 2000 has set sail on its maiden voyage, and one of the passengers is the vampire Vladamina. Vladamina is searching for a woman she can turn into a vampire queen, and frustrated rock groupie Shari looks to be a perfect target.
MUTANT CRABS WITH AN URGE TO KILL!
A biological experiment in Florida goes awry. The result: 8-foot long land crabs which roar loudly and kill everything in sight.
WHEN A CHANCE ENCOUNTER BECOMES A DEADLY ADVENTURE.
A man from a post-apocalyptic future travels back in time to prevent the coming nuclear holocaust and enlists the help of a young couple.
SHE ESCAPED DEATH. NOW IT WANTS HER BACK!
A young woman living in a small Kansas town survives a drag race accident, then agrees to take a job as a church organist in Salt Lake City. En route, she is haunted by a bizarre apparition that compels her toward an abandoned lakeside pavilion.
An anthology, based on the comics of the same name, in which the erotic and horrific combine to create multiple ghoulish tales of bloodlust, murder, the occult and the forbidden.
There's less (exposed) boobs in this than you might think. ๐