Lacanoodle

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WYR: Be a professional snail trainer, but have a corner office with a view or be a rockstar, but have to wear a chicken costume on stage every night? in c/wouldyourather@lemmy.dbzer0.com
[–] Lacanoodle@literature.cafe 6 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

That works. But you know what else would bring you money and anonymity....

WYR: Be banished to a personal purgatory of your own design for 20 years, or exist exclusively on the internet for 20 years? in c/wouldyourather@lemmy.dbzer0.com
[–] Lacanoodle@literature.cafe 9 points 1 month ago

Internet for sure. 20 years of isolation would be maddening

WYR: Have the ability to talk to house plants or the ability to shoot a tiny harmless puff of glitter out of your fingertips. in c/wouldyourather@lemmy.dbzer0.com
[–] Lacanoodle@literature.cafe 2 points 1 month ago

Oh yeah thats the kinda story I like

WYR: Have the power to fold all fitted sheets perfectly every time or the ability to change tour hair color at will but only to different shades of brown. in c/wouldyourather@lemmy.dbzer0.com
[–] Lacanoodle@literature.cafe 1 points 1 month ago

You know what else is a party trick that would start conversations ....

WYR: Have the power to fold all fitted sheets perfectly every time or the ability to change tour hair color at will but only to different shades of brown. in c/wouldyourather@lemmy.dbzer0.com
WYR: Have the ability to talk to house plants or the ability to shoot a tiny harmless puff of glitter out of your fingertips. in c/wouldyourather@lemmy.dbzer0.com
[–] Lacanoodle@literature.cafe 4 points 1 month ago

Premature glittering

WYR: Have the ability to talk to house plants or the ability to shoot a tiny harmless puff of glitter out of your fingertips. in c/wouldyourather@lemmy.dbzer0.com
[–] Lacanoodle@literature.cafe 5 points 1 month ago

Thats the average conversation with a slrpnk user

WYR: Have the power to fold all fitted sheets perfectly every time or the ability to change tour hair color at will but only to different shades of brown. in c/wouldyourather@lemmy.dbzer0.com
[–] Lacanoodle@literature.cafe 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I must confess I went to your profile to check out any cosplay you had done. Nothing there :(

WYR: Have the power to fold all fitted sheets perfectly every time or the ability to change tour hair color at will but only to different shades of brown. in c/wouldyourather@lemmy.dbzer0.com
[–] Lacanoodle@literature.cafe 2 points 1 month ago

Unless youre talking about greying. Completely forgot old people exist for a moment

WYR: Have the power to fold all fitted sheets perfectly every time or the ability to change tour hair color at will but only to different shades of brown. in c/wouldyourather@lemmy.dbzer0.com
[–] Lacanoodle@literature.cafe 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

You're not getting extra hair, just the color change

WYR: Have the ability to talk to house plants or the ability to shoot a tiny harmless puff of glitter out of your fingertips. in c/wouldyourather@lemmy.dbzer0.com
[–] Lacanoodle@literature.cafe 2 points 1 month ago

Your time keeping is sub par!

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WYR: Have the power to fold all fitted sheets perfectly every time or the ability to change tour hair color at will but only to different shades of brown. (literature.cafe)
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WYR: Have the ability to talk to house plants or the ability to shoot a tiny harmless puff of glitter out of your fingertips. (literature.cafe)
WYR: be able to eat anything you want and have it be perfect nutrition or have to only sleep 1 hour a day and be fully rested? in c/wouldyourather@lemmy.dbzer0.com
[–] Lacanoodle@literature.cafe 11 points 1 month ago

Aaaand there's the plot twist. I AM chronically online

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WYR: Would you rather poop in the only toilet at a party, knowing that you'll clog it, or poop in the bushes in the backyard? Please hurry (literature.cafe)
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WYR: be able to eat anything you want and have it be perfect nutrition or have to only sleep 1 hour a day and be fully rested? (literature.cafe)
 

I want food honestly. I enjoy sleeping, its time my mind isnt conscious and that's a positive for us all.

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The Shadows Over Innsmouth by HP Lovecraft (hplovecraft.com)
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“My Cheesecake-Shaped Poverty,” by Haruki Murakami (www.newyorker.com)
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I wonder if they're hiring? (literature.cafe)
 
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Took me disappointingly long (literature.cafe)
 
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A community dedicated to short stories! (literature.cafe)
 

!shortstories@literature.cafe

Regularly posting new short stories to discover. Step into this community where you can immerse yourself in the world of short stories! Each story offering a unique glimpse into the creative minds of talented authors. Whether you crave suspense, heartwarming tales, or thought-provoking ideas, there's something for everyone. I also occassionally post analysis of a short story or meta conversations about short stories.

Ps. This is also a great instance to be on! You can discover some great communities in the sidebar too.

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Golf boy (literature.cafe)
 
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Please no (literature.cafe)
 
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Oops (literature.cafe)
 
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