Kitathalla

Do you have to have the person in line-of-sight? Is awareness of them enough? Do they need to hear you? Do they need to see you? The "on command" bit is what makes me think they need to be able to be given a command, so at the very least have a speaker nearby. It's a great bluff though. Who, after all, would actually question it once you've made them go several times.

The diarrhoea bit is an idea though. Can you make them poop in different ways? If you can make them have loose, watery stools could you also go the other direction and make them shit bricks? Take 100 men, make them shit bricks, and now you have an industry of adamantium-strength building material. Scale it up as business grows. The world would design around the piddling side effect that the hardest material in the universe is fecal matter. Masks with jasmine would become standard. People would wear skintight bodysuits that are easily removed and recycled in the intimate parts of their homes/offices that are made from non fecal material. Cleanliness would take over the world by necessity. You could be the start of a beautiful, shit-built world...

It's our duty!

I'm quite curious where the number came from. I can imagine it getting close to that if you count every dollar that every guest spends, including on travel and lodging.

A can of aerosol. Could be cleaning, could be disinfecting, could be scent only, could be insecticide.

I find it easier to scrub my hands clean than my pants, especially if I'm heading to work.

Or the one I personally love: "Just like the first guys, we all experienced the ride up, and no wants to be there when these pilots land. That's why we jump out of the plane!" /cue_the_door_opening

For those who don't know, the plane often lands before the skydivers do. Figure that one out...

And how many boxes make a riffle? I always do three or four between each riffle, and wonder how much it changes.

Fuck that thing, and it's unlimited factory ass. I've got your stonehenge, riiiight here.

I think either keep your names as is

Uh... that was exactly what I said...

So why does the woman have to do it?

And that was exactly what I was saying I wouldn't do...

I was surprised to hear neopets is still a thing. A friend went and checked it on a whim.

The only reason I wouldn't want to take my partner's name, or have the partner take mine, is the same reason I wouldn't want to blend. It's just a headache to make sure everything is changed. It's why you see a lot of people who published research before their marriage continue to publish under the same name even if they changed their name. It's a major hassle.

Jokes on me, I'm the gym owner. One pullup bar, a vest that can have weights put in, and some adjustable dumbells, and I can do just about everything. The rowing machine is just a plus.