KingJalopy

joined 1 year ago
[–] KingJalopy@lemm.ee 9 points 1 day ago

Sometimes I forget to post the eviction notice in advance.

[–] KingJalopy@lemm.ee 3 points 1 day ago

Mostly air then... Figures

[–] KingJalopy@lemm.ee 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

We don't talk about those

[–] KingJalopy@lemm.ee 14 points 1 day ago

Gotta be careful where you drop pollen these days.

[–] KingJalopy@lemm.ee 37 points 1 day ago (6 children)

As a pest control professional, I assure you that wasps aren't trying to fuck you up. They get aggressive in the late season but for the most part they won't fuck with you unless you are a threat. I've knocked down countless wasp nests with my brush and only been stung a few times. Those times I got stung I was really asking for it by how I went about it. They're also accidental pollinators so they do help more than people think.

[–] KingJalopy@lemm.ee 13 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Oh man, one of my first dates was this movie. I had to take my little brother and his friend which was the only way my parents were gonna let me go to the movies alone with this girl. Made them sit one row in front of us and got zero action because the chick was into this movie too much lol.

[–] KingJalopy@lemm.ee 2 points 2 days ago

Can't believe I've never seen that video. Fuckin Penn and Teller dancing is great

[–] KingJalopy@lemm.ee 7 points 2 days ago

It gets increasingly angry if you keep submitting advice after three times lol

[–] KingJalopy@lemm.ee 11 points 2 days ago (9 children)
[–] KingJalopy@lemm.ee 4 points 2 days ago

I really enjoyed the style of this show. Was good too.

[–] KingJalopy@lemm.ee 1 points 2 days ago
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The Signal (2007) (www.youtube.com)
submitted 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) by KingJalopy@lemm.ee to c/fullmoviesonyoutube@lemm.ee
 

The Signal is a full mind bender of a movie. If you haven't seen it or heard of it, go in blind. It's not a pleasant movie but any means, but a fantastic independent psychological thriller. One of my favorites.

Movie synopsis

Movie synopsisMya (Anessa Ramsey) and Ben (Justin Welborn) are very much in love, but she cannot quite find the courage to leave her awful husband, Lewis (A.J. Bowen). However, when a mysterious transmission starts turning people, including Lewis, into murderous maniacs, the lovers must go on the run

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Dogma (720p) (1999) (www.youtube.com)
submitted 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) by KingJalopy@lemm.ee to c/fullmoviesonyoutube@lemm.ee
 

Two fallen angels who were ejected from paradise find themselves banned in Wisconsin. They are now headed for New Jersey where they find a loophole that can get them back into heaven. The only catch is that it will destroy humanity. A group bands together to stop them.

Because Harvey Weinstein's not only a creep but a total POS, there's no way to stream this movie on any streaming services and it's beyond Kevin Smith's control at this point. But it's definitely one of his funnier films though may not be everybody's cup of tea. But, if you like Kevin Smith, definitely watch this. Probably won't be up long but, who knows?

 

Teenage Reese has a love for virtual reality role playing and a knack for beating even the toughest survival games. But when a nuclear strike causes an electromagnetic pulse that cuts off all power, water, and communication to the entire western United States, Reese finds herself plunged into an all-too-real fight to survive. As pandemonium grips her city, Reese and her father set out on a desperate journey in search of safety - a perilous trek through a world gone mad where every encounter with a stranger could be your last. Propelled by the ingenuity and resilience of its young heroine, Radioflash is a harrowingly unpredictable apocalyptic thriller that speaks to our precarious present.

Cast: Brighton Sharbino, Dominic Monaghan, Will Patton

USA - 2019

 

Another Stephen King adaptation based on the book of the same name. If you 4 hours to kill it's a good time!

 

Very cheesy movie from the Stephen King book but very thorough as far as adapting a 24 hour book into a movie. I believe it was a TV special when it came out. I've always loved this movie.

 
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The Egg by Andy Weir (galactanet.com)
submitted 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) by KingJalopy@lemm.ee to c/shortstories@literature.cafe
 

This is one most of you have probably read or watched the YouTube video for. But if you haven't, please enjoy! The YouTube video is excellent but the story is great either way.

 

This is one of my favorite short stories. I'm sure most of you have read it. It's pretty popular. Glad I found this instance. I'll be posting a few things that I haven't seen here. Let me know if I overdo it lol.

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