Unfortunately I’m not young enough to pull this off anymore, but back in my early 20’s I would engage in some light identity theft for the purposes of free luxury golfing. I have two rich uncles who are both avid golfers and both members of a ridiculously expensive country club in the city where we live. They also both have sons, and the club benefits extend to all minor children. So, I’d pretend to be my 17yo cousin and with my other cousin (who was only lying about his age, not who he was), we’d regularly hit the links. For non-members, the typical price for a round of golf was like $200
Jimbabwe
Never start a machined bolt/nut with your electric drill. Start it by hand first.
I sang this song to my newborn baby daughter to get her to sleep. Apple Blossom, too. Some of the best White Stripes songs have a lullaby-esque quality to them. Thanks for the post! ❤️
In a perfect world, they keep right on marching to the kremlin, shoot Putin in the head, turn around and walk home to Ukraine without any more death or suffering
With a splash of “that’s not a knife.. THIS is a knife”
There’s something inherently satisfying about the oppressed/harassed/accosted person who whips out a bigger stick and shuts that shit down.
Unrelated to the story, but that dune buggy/atv thing in the thumbnail looks fun as hell
In front of a tavern,
flat on his faaace,
a booze hound,
Named Barney,
Is pleading his caaaase..
I’m not usually this petty, but… haha, get fucked
Look, you seem like a nice lemming so I’m gonna let you go with a warning and a pinch of civil asset forfeiture.
Sigh, I guess I’m the one that has to point out that red shirt deaths were a TOS thing and these uniforms are clearly TNG.
Worst. Meme. Ever.
The “joke” is that it’s an issue that people feel compelled to comment on, but the sleeping person can’t. Predictably, most people are blowing straight past this and commenting their opinions, but most of the other replies are joking or whimsical. Yours is straightforward no-nonsense. If I had to guess, I’d say that’s why you’re being singled out.