Jesus_Christ

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Which existing Lemmy communities do you wish were more active? in c/asklemmy@lemmy.world
[–] Jesus_Christ@hilariouschaos.com 2 points 1 month ago

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Take a look now my child.

Which existing Lemmy communities do you wish were more active? in c/asklemmy@lemmy.world
[–] Jesus_Christ@hilariouschaos.com 0 points 1 month ago

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Take a look now my child.

Which existing Lemmy communities do you wish were more active? in c/asklemmy@lemmy.world
[–] Jesus_Christ@hilariouschaos.com 0 points 1 month ago

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Take a look now my child.

Which existing Lemmy communities do you wish were more active? in c/asklemmy@lemmy.world
What made you happy last week? in c/casualconversation@lemm.ee
[–] Jesus_Christ@hilariouschaos.com 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Actually just put your case file away, that's crazy. Glad to see you're doing well my child.

What made you happy last week? in c/casualconversation@lemm.ee
[–] Jesus_Christ@hilariouschaos.com 7 points 2 months ago (3 children)

Got my new head phones from Amazon after waiting for an entire month for them to deliver.

Religion is sick in c/atheistmemes@lemmy.world
[–] Jesus_Christ@hilariouschaos.com 35 points 2 months ago (8 children)

Not funny

Ask Jesus in c/newcommunities@lemmy.world
[–] Jesus_Christ@hilariouschaos.com -1 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Internet is mostly English. You'd be surprised. If I had to pick a favorite though? Definitely Korean.

Holy Innocents' Cemetery - A medieval cemetery so overfilled, buildings were constructed around it, which were then filled with exhumed bones up to the rafters to make room for more bodies. in c/creepywikipedia@lemmy.world
[–] Jesus_Christ@hilariouschaos.com -1 points 2 months ago

This is no laughing matter. We're still backed up processing souls, most angels only want the 'Fun' cases now. Having a meeting about this tomorrow actually with Dad, should be interesting.

Ask Jesus in c/newcommunities@lemmy.world
[–] Jesus_Christ@hilariouschaos.com -1 points 2 months ago

I have your case file saved in my favorites.

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