Jessica

I don't know about anyone else, but I gave up on these water fountain style bowls ages ago. They're always made out of plastic and they always grow nasty shit in them and they are super hard to clean. Then if you scratch the plastic while cleaning it it just grows even more stuff the next time and you end up in a vicious cycle. 😩

I'm back to plain old porcelain bowls from the pet store

I'm surprised nobody has mentioned you can skip the intro instantly but you can't skip ads instantly

There is no fix. You can't make it cheaper... it's as expensive as it is because you have to be certain without a shadow of a doubt, which means many legal cases and appeals and whatnot. Unfortunately even after all of that, 200 people have still been sentenced to death and later exonerated. Many innocent people were executed before being posthumously exonerated... https://deathpenaltyinfo.org/database/innocence

The death penalty is significantly more expensive than life in prison actually.

A preliminary study by South Dakotans for Alternatives to the Death Penalty, examining first-degree murder cases since 1985 that have resulted in a death sentence or life in prison, found that on average, legal costs in death penalty cases exceeded those in the other cases by $353,105.[24]

I would like to present to you a summary of Freakonomics Chapter 6 - how much does your name matter?

Battletoads has nothing on Ghosts 'n Goblins! I can at least play Battletoads until the stupid vehicle jumping section. I don't think I've ever even made it more than like 3 checkpoints into Ghosts 'n Goblins

Ugly Musk

My mind went to the joke about how there will never be marijuana in a kid's Halloween bag because nobody is going to waste marijuana like that. I was like there's no way in hell someone is wasting marijuana plants like that lol

Fake

https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/pot-potholes-portland/

I am fairly certain the original version of this meme has red shirt saying Linux and getting beat up

I loved Project Gotham Racing because it rode the line between arcade game and simulator quite nicely. I haven't seen anything like it since.

You also need to fully encrypt the traffic in your bit torrent client. You will get fewer peers, but it's much safer