JeezNutz

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[–] JeezNutz@lemmy.ml 10 points 8 hours ago (2 children)

I was the A student then next year I was the F student

[–] JeezNutz@lemmy.ml 2 points 8 hours ago

A bit late to the party

 

With soggy nachos you don't have to worry about balancing everything on top or stuff sliding off, plus it's easier to split. It also allows you to stuff it all in your mouth without getting stabbed.

[–] JeezNutz@lemmy.ml 1 points 14 hours ago

This sounds cool as, I hope its real I wanna go there lol

[–] JeezNutz@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 day ago

Pee is what, 99% water? I've just been wasting it this whole time!

[–] JeezNutz@lemmy.ml 29 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Me explaining to some random bystanders why I kicked this kid named Hitler in the back of the head

[–] JeezNutz@lemmy.ml 48 points 1 day ago (5 children)

Absolutely, thank God I don't live in America cause the politics seem crazy over there.

[–] JeezNutz@lemmy.ml 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

That was terrifying! I don't think I'll be able to sleep now, that lady is probably gonna visit me in my dreams. The writing was really good in my opinion

[–] JeezNutz@lemmy.ml 3 points 1 day ago

I lasted 4 hours trying to cum

[–] JeezNutz@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I've tried getting into that industry but the job market is oversaturated

[–] JeezNutz@lemmy.ml 0 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

I only do that when I have a boner because it uses more water. Honestly though it's just more fun to pee in the sink. Also sitting down risks masturbating unfortunately.

[–] JeezNutz@lemmy.ml 1 points 1 day ago

Pretty low actually

[–] JeezNutz@lemmy.ml 3 points 1 day ago (2 children)

That wastes too much water. I just pee into the dishwasher

 
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