Ah en effet, my bad, je retire mon message ;)
Here's the sauce: xkcd/2803
And here is another lemmy post about this commic: https://sh.itjust.works/post/1694738 (on !xkcd@lemmy.world)
Not sure CrowdStrike runs on npm, but still ruined it all for sure
cross-posted from: https://programming.dev/post/8677292
Transcript:
[A computer program.]
int getRandomNumber() { return 4; // chosen by fair dice roll. // guaranteed to be random. }
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RFC 1149.5 specifies 4 as the standard IEEE-vetted random number.
cross-posted from: https://programming.dev/post/8653164
Transcript:
Cueball: Hey, check it out: e^π^−π is 19.999099979. That's weird.
Black Hat: Yeah. That's how I got kicked out of the ACM in college.
Cueball: ...what?Black Hat: During a competition, I told the programmers on our team that e^π^−π was a standard test of floating-point handlers -- it would come out to 20 unless they had rounding errors.
Cueball: That's awful.
Black Hat: Yeah, they dug through half their algorithms looking for the bug before they figured it out.
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Also, I hear the 4th root of (9^2^ + 19^2^/22) is pi.
cross-posted from: https://programming.dev/post/8619086
Title text:
It's like the traveling salesman problem, but the endpoints are different and you can't ask your friends for help because they're sitting three seats down.
Links:
Source: Itchy Feet (https://www.itchyfeetcomic.com/2024/01/real-name.html)
Brainfuck !
Not meant to do real things with it, it's more of a puzzle game, but a really brain hurting one
Don't know why he's so annoyed, maybe you didn't throw his database, but still something happened, I'm pretty sure...
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