JPSound

joined 10 months ago
[–] JPSound@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Your doctor will only prescribe opiates in the most extreme cases? I'm not buying it at all. Getting all your teeth removed is under no uncertain terms a MAJOR case of extreme pain and precisely what they should be used for. Also, you're a fool thinking that taking them after a surgery like this will lead to a "hard drug habit." Also, no mention of any antibiotics? Sounds like you don't want to fall into a hard successful recovery habit either. And last but not least... An oral surgeon removing all teeth at once?!?!

I also read your comment about this being because of free healthcare and I call bullshit on that as well. There's only two possible explanations for this predicament you're in. The first is that this is a completely bullshit story which I'm leaning towards. Second is that you went to a unlicensed and illegal place that did this procedure. This would make the most sense with your admission of a complete lack of communication and proper prescriptions.

[–] JPSound@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago

I've never been stung by a bee either! I've had a wasp get me a few times but bees and I have a unspoken truce, I guess. We have carpender bees all around our house and my wife hates them but I enjoy watching them have those valiant mid-air dog fights. Those little bastards can scrap. They never bother or dive bomb me but sometimes they get curious and kinda hover around me, presumably doing a bee's version of a vibe check. I dont run or swat at them and they just peace out after maybe 15-20 seconds and then ignore me next time Im outside in "their" territory. ... My wife on the other hand, swats, screams and runs from them and they'll straight up go after her. She clearly does not pass the vibe check. It's wild.

[–] JPSound@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

It's absolutely safe to put your PS5 in the microwave.

[–] JPSound@lemmy.world 10 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

You can put it in the fridge and It will be okay to play on for a couple more days.

[–] JPSound@lemmy.world 37 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

🌈 shareholders 🌈

[–] JPSound@lemmy.world 12 points 3 weeks ago

+40 - look at all those youngsters taking things so seriously. They've forgotten it's just a game.

[–] JPSound@lemmy.world 22 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

Guys! Guys, please think of the poor shareholders tho. Aren't they the real victims here? My heart break this evening knowing they almost had to endure very slightly reduced profits this quarter. Thank God there was something that could be done to prevent such a horrific situation.

[–] JPSound@lemmy.world 4 points 3 weeks ago

"Baitin'" Friggin hilarious. Judge is an American treasure.

[–] JPSound@lemmy.world 28 points 3 weeks ago (5 children)

I said, SHUT UP! I'm watching "Ow My Balls!"

[–] JPSound@lemmy.world 3 points 3 weeks ago

Remember that one friend you had who's parents would let them play DOOM so your group of friends would all go over to their house and take turns being exposed to all the blood and violence a kid could ever hope for? That was me. I was that kid with the young cool parents.

[–] JPSound@lemmy.world 3 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

Shit, I remember when our public library got some fancy new computers with an internet connection which was super high tech at the time. Two of my buddies and I rode our bikes down there and we couldn't believe how cool this new thing called a "chatroom" was. Like... there were other people on there just talking to each other, long distance, mind you, and FOR FREE?!?!?!

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