Illegalmexicant

joined 1 year ago
[–] Illegalmexicant@lemmy.world 1 points 6 hours ago

I totally want to play with my food

[–] Illegalmexicant@lemmy.world 3 points 6 hours ago (1 children)
[–] Illegalmexicant@lemmy.world 3 points 6 hours ago

My ads went from Hot milfs in your area to Hot cat ladies in your area.

[–] Illegalmexicant@lemmy.world 15 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

It's a cheeseburger commemorating the Trump tower, which became the tallest building in Manhattan on 9/11

[–] Illegalmexicant@lemmy.world 6 points 17 hours ago

Glockcoma - when a cop pistol whips you so hard you are hospitalized with glockcoma

[–] Illegalmexicant@lemmy.world 16 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Roger rabbit...shave and a hair cut....TWO BITS!

[–] Illegalmexicant@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

He's isn't special /s

[–] Illegalmexicant@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

No no. We hear Ferrari is making a move. And when they do, pounce! Block! It's a 3rd for you!

[–] Illegalmexicant@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Davenport? Let me know when you get to loveseats...and then leave the room

[–] Illegalmexicant@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

How am I supposed to beat that kinda raw talent?

[–] Illegalmexicant@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

That wasn't a fart

[–] Illegalmexicant@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago

Did that shrimp just fry the best rice ever? Oh and he didn't flip an unwanted shrimp at me?

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