Hupf

Das bringt doch nix, aus der Topfpflanze kriegst du trotzdem keinen Ton raus.

About two bytes?

They are hobbies, they have no value but the joy from doing them

Just to make sure: this was a movie reference to Life of Brian.

Anol shedom
Anol sheh lay konnah de veh-um
Flavum

Louk, a jeek cHim talaw.

On the streets

In the sheets

This you?

Bezugnehmbar?

I'd say that one got a little too much Ctrl+Z