HowAbt2morrow

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[–] HowAbt2morrow@futurology.today 2 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

More than skin, you need meat. Red meat.

[–] HowAbt2morrow@futurology.today 10 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

How about every fucking World Series there bucko? Nice try!

[–] HowAbt2morrow@futurology.today 2 points 19 hours ago

Not gonna lie, sweet kicks and shades after graduation.

[–] HowAbt2morrow@futurology.today 2 points 19 hours ago

Love it. Hmmm guaaah-nooo

[–] HowAbt2morrow@futurology.today 3 points 1 day ago (2 children)

You’re correct. And also, Batman smells AMAZING.

Probably had a lot of folks railing against her for being a trainsetter

Some people told me that school book authors in Texas actually have Texticles.

I think it may be peddling bullshit to meddle with the integrity of the English language

It used to be relative but the French have an underground chamber that has very precisely controlled environmental conditions to avoid shrinkage, ensuring exact depth of balls. It’s actually quite scientific.

And those soft ass priest hands must feel amazing. I’ll line up for one of the Father Jackoffski specials right away.

[–] HowAbt2morrow@futurology.today 48 points 4 days ago (3 children)

One the planets largest landlords going bankrupt? I imagine they can cover the spread and still dress like trans-wizards until the lord returns.

They do, actually. The water variety. Don’t get any of it in your mouth, though. How may get the runs.

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