Godnroc

Nice try, but I have more than that now and don't want to go down to either.

Playing games on the couch: normal. Playing games with the couch: weird.

I use metallic permanent markers. They apply a nice, thick coating so that the light still works but is severely diminished. It also can be done to some devices without opening them if they don't have the light recessed too far.

I think there's a fun bit of linguistics there. If you say more unpopular it implies that both are unpopular and one is even more so. If you say less popular, it implies that they are both popular, but one is to a lesser degree.

But then how will they upcharge you for additional storage or push you to their monthly cloud storage solution?

Doctor delivering a black baby: "Well ain't you just the cutest little fella!"

A timer goes off in the background.

"Get a job, n-!"

True, but I do get irrationally mad if someone else wants to show me something and there are several ads before it.

Ahh, yes, that one. Thank you! That was what I was alluding to.

And yet, the answers allude me all the same.

City streets Take me to work So I don't Have to twerk For some money Sellin' my body Living is not free Somebody help me.

Can't go calling yourself the greatest country in the world forever, eventually you either need to put up or shut up.

The Wikipedia page for this problem having a screenshot of Wikipedia blocking the creation of that very page as an example of the problem is peak comedy.