DON’T WORRY, MF’ER, JUST KEEP YOUR HANDS ON THE HANDLEBARS AND HOLD ON TIGHT! YOU’LL BE JUST FINE, WE’RE ALL CHEERING FOR YA! KEEP CRANKIN’ THAT HOG!
That’s a funny way to say “Trump campaign manipulates emotions of grieving parents”
High-speed rail
PUT DOWN YOUR GOOFY STICK AND LET’S GO ALREADY, I GOTTA GET SOME FOOD IN MY FACE!
HELL YEAH, BROTHERS (AND SISTERS, AND OTHERS)!!!
FLIP THAT SWITCH TO ‘CRANKED’ AND THEN RIP IT RIGHT OFF! AROOO!
WE MADE IT, BROTHERS, SISTERS AND OTHERS!!
HAVE A GREAT WEEKEND, AND CRANK THAT HOG UNTIL ALL YOUR DREAMS COME TRUE!!
HERE’S THE BLESSING MY OLD MAM USED TO PUT ME IN BED WITH, WHICH I OFFER TO YOU HARD-CRANKING MF’ERS:
MAY THE ROAD RISE UP TO MEET YOUR HOG, MAY THE WIND ALWAYS BE AT YOUR MF’IN BACK. MAY THE SUN SHINE WARM ON YOUR GRINNING SKULL, AND MAY THE RAINS FALL LIKE BOMBS ON THE FIELDS OF YOUR ENEMIES!
AND MAY YOU CRANK YOUR HOG THROUGH THE PEARLY GATES BEFORE THE DEVIL EVEN KNOWS YOU’RE DEAD!
HELL YEAH, BROTHER! NEW BOOKS, OLD BOOKS, ALL BOOKS!
E-READERS ARE FOR THE WEAK; GET YOUR BODY SWOLE LUGGING FIVE 20-POUND HARDBACKS AROUND, WHILE GETTING YOUR MIND SWOLE TURNING THOSE PAGES!
P.S. - SISTERS AND OTHERS ALSO INCLUDED IN DAT “HELL YEAH”; THE PACK DOESN’T DISCRIMINATE, MF’ERS!
HAPPY WEEKEND, MF’ERS! WHEREVER YOU ARE, WHATEVER YOU’RE DOING, AND WHOEVER YOU’RE DOING IT WITH, I’M WISHING YOU JOY AND LOVE!
IT’S HOT AS A MF’ER, MF’ERS! MAKE SURE YOU GET SOME WATER IN YA’S!
LIKE WHO YOU LIKE, MF’ER, THE GREAT THING ABOUT THAT IS YOU GET TO OGLE EVERYBODY! WITH RESPECT AND CONSENT, OF COURSE! AROOOO!!
THAT’S SOME GOOOOD SHIT, MF’ER, AND I NEEDED TO HEAR IT TODAY! JOB-HUNTING SUUUUCKS…
THANKS FOR THE REMINDER, OFF TO MAKE A HEALTHY LUNCH AMD CRANK MY HOG!
ARRROOOOO!