FlihpFlorp

joined 1 year ago
[–] FlihpFlorp@lemm.ee 1 points 1 week ago

Oh that’s nice

[–] FlihpFlorp@lemm.ee 3 points 1 week ago

Oh well that’s nice

[–] FlihpFlorp@lemm.ee 2 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Oh yeah I’m sure BG is nothing like that DM lol

[–] FlihpFlorp@lemm.ee 3 points 1 week ago

The other comment said it’s to rattle (bother) the snake

[–] FlihpFlorp@lemm.ee 32 points 1 week ago (8 children)

My first and only dm was a huge dick

The start of the campaign village is being attacked, I picked a swordsman cus swing sword is easy probably good for a beginner

Anyways I roll a 20, DM hypes it up saying I have impeccable footwork, draw the blade from its sheath perfect, doing this epic buildup for about a minute or 2. Then he flatly says I miss my perfect swing because every enemy was 200 feet away

That was in middle school and now my GF is trying so hard to get me into Baldurs Gate and now it’s just a matter of me doing some DnD homework about classes and other stuff so I’m not going in 100% blind

[–] FlihpFlorp@lemm.ee 13 points 1 week ago (3 children)

My friend describes plastic surgery as grabbing the back of the face and stretching it really tight then using a baggie clip to hold it there Like that one episode of the Simpsons where Homer lost a ton of weight and had to deal with the stretched skin

[–] FlihpFlorp@lemm.ee 13 points 1 week ago

Omfg I’m dumb

[–] FlihpFlorp@lemm.ee 13 points 1 week ago (5 children)

I feel like I’m missing something insanely obvious. I mean I get the point of rattlesnake was an instruction

[–] FlihpFlorp@lemm.ee 5 points 1 week ago

With the handles I can’t unsee them as mice for some reason

[–] FlihpFlorp@lemm.ee 12 points 1 week ago

You could even say his spelling is quite atrocious

[–] FlihpFlorp@lemm.ee 39 points 1 week ago (6 children)

Pondering my beans

[–] FlihpFlorp@lemm.ee 2 points 1 week ago

I love this game because it feels like the game is actually playing by rules

Yeah you can cripple someone by shooting their legs, reduce accuracy by shooting arms, or go for a good ol headshot. You can really feel like a tactical badass. Oh by the way same goes for you

It just makes me really happy seeing that

Ofc in practice I am horrible so that sometimes undoes all my excitement

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