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I felt like there were so many more times when she could have Jim'd the camera. I was hoping that they would do a quick zoom on her while she knowingly looked to the camera to emphasize the "we all know this is bullshit" vibe.

Which of his kids wins the lottery on this exchange?

I live not far from a casino that has free chargers in their lot, in an area without a lot of public chargers. They slow charge too, so people coming to use their chargers usually spend a couple hours at them. Seemed like a pretty good investment on the part of the casino to me.

All of the orcas, but they gotta fight on land...

You can decimate an opposing army an infinite number of times and never defeat them. 🤷

They make phones. I had to look this up since I had never heard of this company.

I would find it weird to be referred to as Nothing staff, or a Nothing employee.

Shamefully when I'm alone, but with jubilation when I'm in front of my kids, I will always bop to Gangnam Style

Although there were a lot of problems with Ender's Game, I was a little surprised that they didn't adapt any of the sequels. I mean I wouldn't have watched them, but it seemed like they went pretty all in on that first one to not at least try the second with a significantly reduced budget.

I went to a gamestop a few months ago to see if they had any games for my Gameboy Advance. The dude at the register said I might have better luck at the "retro game" store in the next town over. I nearly spit out my Crystal Pepsi at him.

Perhaps he'll claim asylum because, in his dumbshit world view, the US is persecuting billionaires.

The number 1 cause occurs in more cases than the number 2 cause.