ExtraMedicated

joined 1 year ago
[–] ExtraMedicated@lemmy.world 3 points 4 days ago

That smile at the end gets me every time.

[–] ExtraMedicated@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)

It kinda looks like they both have their pants pulled partway down.

[–] ExtraMedicated@lemmy.world 6 points 2 weeks ago

My dad had a pet skunk as a kid. I think he said it kind of acted like a cat.

[–] ExtraMedicated@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago

I don't remember it. But there's enough metal hardware under the seat that I'm sure it's basically impossible to break that way.

[–] ExtraMedicated@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago

And I thank you.

[–] ExtraMedicated@lemmy.world 3 points 3 weeks ago

You are welcome!

[–] ExtraMedicated@lemmy.world 31 points 3 weeks ago (9 children)

My biggest fear is that my office chair might break in such a way that the hydraulic piston breaks through the seat and punctures my colon.

[–] ExtraMedicated@lemmy.world 1 points 3 weeks ago

Archive.org videos don't seem to work in the Thunder app either, but it lets me open them in a browser.

[–] ExtraMedicated@lemmy.world 2 points 3 weeks ago

Shit I'm 3 hours late for high school for some reason even though I have a college degree and a full time job and I can't find a matching pair of socks and I don't remember where my classes are!

[–] ExtraMedicated@lemmy.world 6 points 3 weeks ago

Started playing Animal Well the other day. It's quite good.

[–] ExtraMedicated@lemmy.world 44 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

I once sat down next to my cat and calmly said "I wish you would shut the fuck up." And she responded by biting my knee.

I was like, "yeah ok, I deserved that one."

[–] ExtraMedicated@lemmy.world 2 points 4 weeks ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago)

Our dog gets distracted easily and doesn't react when we call her while we're outside.

Occasionally, she decides she wants to visit the neigbors and takes off down the street with my fat ass in hot pursuit. And she loves to let us get close and run around us as we try to catch her to bring her inside. It's just a game to her, but it drives me nuts.

And then she runs back to the door to go inside as if it was what she wanted to do, and I'm thinking "nah, bitch, we go inside because I want to, not because you do."

 
 

I just got a bill for a Wayfair credit card that was issued by Citi bank that I did not apply for. I never even shopped on that website.

I tried contacting both Citi bank and Wayfair, but since I don't have the full account number, I couldn't get past Citi's automated phone menu.

Wayfair's phone system was a fucking nightmare getting transferred to various departments, but eventually transferred me to a foreign call center where they insisted that they needed my social security number and birth date to file a report, but I'm not giving them that.

The best thing is that the scammer managed to get a higher credit limit than I was able to get on my own card.

 
 

I only ask because the bulging seems slight enough that I'm not 100% certain that's not just how the battery is supposed to look.

This is inside a Lenovo ideapad flex 4. I only opened it to replace the hard drive.

 

After I showed her one of the bird videos, she now eagerly waits while I turn on the tablet in the morning and she watches me open Youtube and pick a video.

Sometimes she accidentally closes the video, or opens the comments and then I need to step in to make sure she doesn't post any offensive comments.

 

This isn't really meant to save anyone's life. But it would let someone know to come pick up your corpse before it melts into the carpet and your cat starves.

 

I don't remember why I originally bothered to read this manual 25 years ago, but I ended up reading it to enjoy the jokes and humorous writing it contained.

 

Hoping for a few more years.

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I'm tired of hearing about popular games. Are there any games you played and were surprised by how little attention it got? A game you really enjoyed, but was only reviewed by five people?

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