EmoDuck

joined 1 year ago
[–] EmoDuck@sh.itjust.works 18 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

Oh, that's nice.

[–] EmoDuck@sh.itjust.works 4 points 3 weeks ago

TL: "Fire on the Highfield-music festival Ferris wheel in flames"

[–] EmoDuck@sh.itjust.works 11 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (2 children)

Or do the opposite, immersion therapy.

Pour superglue over yourself and glomp the next person you see. After two weeks, you'll be used to being around other people

[–] EmoDuck@sh.itjust.works 4 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

I'm surprised that the first German woman is even still alive

[–] EmoDuck@sh.itjust.works 24 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

I thought you had misspelled goatee

I tried really hard to see a face with a beard in there

I gave up and instead just googled what a goatse is

I regret. I regret so much

[–] EmoDuck@sh.itjust.works 1 points 4 weeks ago

I once had an enema version of this car

[–] EmoDuck@sh.itjust.works 22 points 4 weeks ago (2 children)

This is my private domicile and I will not be harassed

[–] EmoDuck@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 month ago

The corpse of Harry Potter that's slowly coming back to life

Oh wait, that movie exists already

[–] EmoDuck@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 month ago

Of coure the large breasted, scarcely dressed waifu of questionable age shall still be referred to as "Wilson"

[–] EmoDuck@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 month ago

Arbeit>Schule jeden Tag

Schule ist ja auch bloß Arbeit, bei der man nicht bezahlt wird

[–] EmoDuck@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Mine can be turned around and have "9mm" and "11mm" printed on them

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