ElJefe

joined 1 year ago
[–] ElJefe@lemm.ee 2 points 4 days ago

I feel like those should be reversed? Or something..?

[–] ElJefe@lemm.ee 12 points 5 days ago

Max is the library

[–] ElJefe@lemm.ee 9 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Yeah, fuck ticks and wasps

[–] ElJefe@lemm.ee 16 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Yeah… well the also eat my peaches and plums. So they eat my food, and that just ain’t cool. On top of that they set up shop by my front door and then sting me for just walking into MY house where I was letting them make a little room of their own. Not no more. Them bitchass mfers are back in hell where they belong, and my world is much better since I opened that portal for them.

[–] ElJefe@lemm.ee 1 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Thank you, she’s my baby, and I look after her very well!

 

I’ve been on lemmy for almost a year now, but I was using a shit app that didn’t allow me to post. Finally found one that makes me much happier, and to share that happiness, I want to share with you all what also brings a lot of happiness into my life as my first post.

[–] ElJefe@lemm.ee 13 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I think for the most part it stayed in reddit, and I’m so glad it did. But I have run into the odd “classic” reddit comment like “sigh unzips” and jfc did it make me realize how much I had not missed that kind of tired, uncreative, dumb bullshit joke.

Some people really want lemmy, or the fediverse for that matter, to be reddit. And that’s not a bad thing of its own. But maybe we can let it be what it wants to be.

[–] ElJefe@lemm.ee 5 points 3 weeks ago

Tell him ElJefe from lemmy says he’s jealous!

[–] ElJefe@lemm.ee 11 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Them calves tho…

[–] ElJefe@lemm.ee 2 points 1 month ago

PSA, you can find a few CD episodes on the MTV Vault YouTube channel. Also, fuck YouTube.

Good fight, goodnight!

[–] ElJefe@lemm.ee 10 points 1 month ago (1 children)

My friend ran into a mutual acquaintance; dude’s now a majorly homophobic, anti trans, anti lgbtq, far right, freedumb convoy supporting redneck. You know the type. He’s ranting about how social programs need to be defunded and all the gays do is take and don’t contribute. My buddy then goes “so anyway, how’ve you been?” Dude says “oh I’m great! I got laid off so now I’m on employment insurance.”

Their hypocrisy and tone deafness know no bounds.

[–] ElJefe@lemm.ee 14 points 1 month ago

Boohoo fuck ticketmaster. Spineless bastards… no honour among thieves with these fucks.

[–] ElJefe@lemm.ee 1 points 1 month ago

My favourite of the series

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