That's why pigs are cool, they're tasty as, like every part, they make a good and quite useful manure, then on top of that if you've got an enemy to deal with, they'll make them disappear for you and they won't say a thing to anyone.
Whenever I hear the phrase Criminal Mischief, I always imagine an old cartoon criminal tip toeing around and up to no good.
Porn is artistic nudity.
Maybe we can fire it at the planet that keeps sending those asteroids that nearly hit us.
You got a friend in weed.
That's also the list of countries that have better internet than Australia.
I love my dog more than anything on this planet, but she's mine and I don't expect anyone else to like her just because I do, she can be annoying as fuck, but I have more than enough love for her that it makes up for everyone else who doesn't like her.
I also agree tho, you don't have to take your dog everywhere you go unless you have a legitimate reason and that's what service dogs are for.
I swear they treat CEO's who tank companies like they do priests who molest kids and just send them to another place whenever they get caught.
Have you hear about our Lord and saviour Mickey Mouse?