Ediacarium

'bout three fiddy

Amsel was getrunken?

Scammed a senior like everybody else?

These violent delights have violent ends

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9JRLCBb7qK8

That sounds painful

Or maybe just play a laugh track right after they finished?

just try your best, try everything you can

And what is 0° Fahren?

You can get some chesscum by eating the white squares and pieces on the board. That's why white is considered to have an edge, because white usually sacrifices a pawn, which can then be eaten by the player.

Agreed, the AI doesn't even respond in first person.