DarkMessiah

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[–] DarkMessiah@lemmy.world 4 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (4 children)

“Whatever happened with the ozone layer panic, if scientists are so smart?”

We listened to the scientists, and the problem went away.

[–] DarkMessiah@lemmy.world 0 points 6 months ago (1 children)

That is a man who has been sued because one of his patients made that mistake.

[–] DarkMessiah@lemmy.world 1 points 7 months ago

MFers be like “I’m an alpha male,”

Okay bro, tell me more about how you’re a glitchy, unenjoyable mess with no content nor character.

[–] DarkMessiah@lemmy.world 0 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Damn, you’d really think Israeli citizens such as Netanyahu and the rest of Israel’s government would hesitate to use Hitler and the Third Reich as a role model, but here we are.

[–] DarkMessiah@lemmy.world 1 points 7 months ago

Okay, I have never even played Yakuza, and only really watched one video of one of the games, and I immediately got the same feeling. It’s uncanny.

[–] DarkMessiah@lemmy.world 0 points 7 months ago (3 children)

Could be ADHD. The idea of a new relationship and the dopamine from the chase and the victory would be relatively short-lived, and their brain would naturally start seeking out its next hit.

[–] DarkMessiah@lemmy.world 1 points 7 months ago (3 children)

…How do these people not realise they’re being scammed? It’s… blatant!

It could only be more obvious if the documents were being held by a Nigerian Prince who wanted to send $1 million along with them! I feel like I could walk up to one of these fools and tell them, “I am actively scamming you, but if you trust me with a few dollars, magical fairies will come and restore you to your prime and grant you and those you love eternal youth, life, and wealth,” and they’d give me everything they could get their hands on!

It’s almost hard to not pity them at this point…

[–] DarkMessiah@lemmy.world 0 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Here we go! All aboard the mass unemployment train! Choo Choo!

[–] DarkMessiah@lemmy.world 0 points 8 months ago (3 children)

Sounds like a good time to make Mr Beast aware of these, he has a lot of disposable income to burn on a lawsuit or three.

[–] DarkMessiah@lemmy.world 0 points 9 months ago (4 children)

That lava already has to break through literal kilometres of rock to get there. A few hundred (let’s be generous) extra meters of pourable rock ain’t gonna do shit.

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