DancingBear

If you fire a gun in space wouldn’t it start spinning you around in violent circles from the recoil

Netanyahu already armed hamas

When we were kids the telephone man gave us the secret code you could use to make the phone booth phones call themselves to test the ringer. Loads of fun. I used to wake up early to watch Saturday morning cartoons. I know how to use the yellow pages, and I used to be the kid who would help you plug in and program all the old people’s tv and vcr and cable boxes. Most of the neighborhood kids had to be on by the time that one streetlight came on at dusk, but I was allowed to stay out later but usually went home too because it was boring after everyone else went home. We used to play tag football in the middle of the street and I was the wide receiver because I was the third or fourth oldest and the oldest two were always the quarterbacks. We used to all hang out at little jimmys house who was 8 or 10 years old because he had Mike Tyson’s punch out on NES. If one of our parents needed cigarettes we could walk up to buy them as long as we had a note from our mom.

I was in first grade. They wheeled the big television in to our class room because a teacher was on board the shuttle. They quickly rolled it back out and we started onto the next lesson without any commentary.

C’est la vie

I suppose resistance against the corporate oligarchs is just as futile

Oh geez this thread is full of cynical amuricans

So glad my work has sick days too. Mental health is a good enough reason to use one and you don’t even need to use a reason. I do my best to show up for important things but I am so thankful I can call in sick or use a vacation day any time I want for the most part….

Is this a bad time for dead baby jokes I can’t remember any

In the future, armed with burning pencil writing fingers, books will be scanned and photographed, page by page. Before they are read.

Yea but can you play doom during the wash cycle

I don’t even set a timer for my washer or dryer although the washer I think can. Be hacked it’s way too electronic