For a shitload of lithium. 👨🏻🚀💵🤑
“YEAH! HE ISN’T HARVESTING OUR SOULS, HE’S JUST A SKELETON, MEMORIZING CHILDREN’S DEATH WISHES. GET HIM!”
Also better than dying at the end of a long shit at work. 😜
Yessss. That would be great! 🙌
I love Terry Pratchett.
Would you have the heart to tell her this is just a helper reaper? 🙄
Sometimes I need to let the dogs out. If I don’t, they’ll be running around in my head all day. 😅
He had such a colorful personality. 😔
Tagline: It has a bone to pick… yours!
There’s a corny horror movie name in there. 🤔🎞️
Oh no! Return of the Killer Calcium! 😱🫵🫨
Sorry about that. I wanted to post a higher res version, but Lemmy kept rejecting it. I probably hit some limit there.
Uh-oh. He got caught.
When you thought a sleep paralysis demon sucked... 🙄
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Man, I hope I used a whole bunch of toilet paper before my heart stops. 😆