ChonkyOwlbear

joined 1 year ago
[–] ChonkyOwlbear@lemmy.world 25 points 1 week ago (13 children)

I'm sorry, but it is entirely unreasonable to put whether or not you live or die in the hands of a minimum wage service worker. If a sip of milk or a bit of egg would kill you, you need to prepare your own food.

[–] ChonkyOwlbear@lemmy.world 14 points 1 week ago

These titles are getting closer and closer to my exact demographic.

[–] ChonkyOwlbear@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I feel like you could probably hear it and shoot it down yourself before it would have any decent chance of hitting you. It would probably be much more effective to have the drone fly as high as possible and the gun positioned to fire straight down.

[–] ChonkyOwlbear@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago

And you can even fry an egg on the battery at the same time!

[–] ChonkyOwlbear@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

Same. I use mine to log into things that require an email so they can spam you.

[–] ChonkyOwlbear@lemmy.world 12 points 1 week ago (3 children)

I think we might start to see CEOs working for tips.

[–] ChonkyOwlbear@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

How do they expect hospitals to know someone's citizenship status? I've been using a union clinic for years so I don't know for sure how regular hospitals work, but it's not like they refuse service if you don't have ID, right?

[–] ChonkyOwlbear@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago

Definitely. She's smart enough to play dumb to get what she wants.

[–] ChonkyOwlbear@lemmy.world 7 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

4 week board and train program. It cost $4500.

Our standard poodle is a rescue that was heavily abused by her previous owner. She would get scared and bite. I figured the training would be cheaper than a lawsuit. It's made a HUGE difference in her behavior.

[–] ChonkyOwlbear@lemmy.world 12 points 2 weeks ago

The Russian judge really robbed Comcast of that gold

[–] ChonkyOwlbear@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago

Or do the opposite. Voting enters you into a lottery where the prize is you never have to pay taxes again.

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