Chickenstalker

joined 1 year ago
[–] Chickenstalker@lemmy.world 1 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

Hopefully North Korea. Scrap that. Even Lil Kim don't deserve such a calamity.

[–] Chickenstalker@lemmy.world 22 points 15 hours ago

Pirate all academic articles. Heck, simply email the authors for a pdf. 99% will gladly do it.

[–] Chickenstalker@lemmy.world 2 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

Nah. I have lactose "intolerance" (ackshually, adult mammals SHOULD NOT be drunking malk, so it is actually NORMAL), but I use it as a superpower. Constipation? Just drink mulk. Need to empty bowels before that 8 hour drive? Drink melk. Don't want to use public toilets? Drink molk before leaving home. It is a superpower.

[–] Chickenstalker@lemmy.world 3 points 4 weeks ago

Do you hear the people sing?

[–] Chickenstalker@lemmy.world 53 points 4 weeks ago (3 children)

He was struck by...a smooth criminal.

[–] Chickenstalker@lemmy.world 2 points 4 weeks ago

I usee to wait by the VHS player and manually press pause while recording tv shows. In ironic retrospect, I find old 80s-90s commercials to be more kino than the tv shows I recorded.

[–] Chickenstalker@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

No, pretty sure it is July now.

[–] Chickenstalker@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Taylor Swift is the 2020s version of Alanis Morissette. Ironic.

[–] Chickenstalker@lemmy.world 15 points 1 month ago (1 children)

The year is 3524 AD. Probes from Alpha Centauri visited Old Earth for the first time since the Great Burning cut off all communication between Old Earth and the Five Extrasolar Colonies in 2519 AD. One of the items brought back from the ruins of an ancient museum is puzzlingly called Bethan's Rock. Historiologists are not sure who Bethan was and the significance of the otherwise mundane object. One theory is that Bethan is some sort of local "Influencer" (predecessor to the line of now banished Memetic Cyber-Daemons) and the rock is its real-world foci.

[–] Chickenstalker@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

No mention of the original Battletech creators' porch? Tsk tsk.

[–] Chickenstalker@lemmy.world 14 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Depends on the "work". Is it back breaking farming or is it leeching off the company's salary while blocking younger workers from getting promoted?

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