To my credit, the reason I was hiding was to find out if some guys we'd joined while traveling were sus.
They were sus. Which we found out when they ambushed us at night.
I'm trying to branch out but somehow I always end up on the same two branches.
Our DM is ready to kill our monk. If he can find any damage the monk can't dodge, reduce, or straight up ignore.
The DM's description of the damage was "You still have enough bones to keep most things in place."
Speaking as a player (most of the time) I love making things worse for my poor character. And I send my evilest ideas to my DM. Who then makes them heartachingly worse. It's great.
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I kind of want to get a friend to just sit in a game store and find a game to troll with this.
Our player who likes doing this to the DM: "So they're giving us horses? What are the horses' names?" Our DM: "....no. You choose."